Funny Quotes...

• A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor
• What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come
• I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde
• Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Peter Tosh